they’re going to kill my pirate ship’s maker?

wtf? did saturn start making cr*ppy cars when i wasn’t looking? last i checked, my SL-1 was still hummin’ along fine at 100k+ miles. and it’s been getting the kind of fuel efficiency for 10 years now that new models are crowing about right now. and i think you can recycle half of it because it’s f*cking plastic. what makes this a good target for elimination?