enough about obama, pt. 1

things kerri walsh could have been referring to when she thanked the president “for all he’s done”:

• his f*cking up the country so miserably that even the south wants to vote a black dude into the oval office
• how he facilitated a surprisingly quick political life cycle for karl rove’s “permanent” republican majority
• how his utter mismanagement of both foreign affairs and domestic resources paved the way for energy alternatives in the market
• his redefining the legacy of her favorite oval office occupant, warren g. harding, as he is no longer the worst president in u.s. history
• the way he destroyed irony