why aren’t there divorce cakes?
pretty sure cake makes everything better. ice cream, too. or, better yet—both. which is why i’ve decided to adopt “cake or death?” as my new personal motto. when i wake up every day, i will ask myself this question, and it will invariably lead me to focus more on the things that don’t s*ck, which […]
in defense of february 15
(Editor’s Note: technically this was written on February 14, and just posted to the Inter-tubes today—because the writer is a feeble technophobe living in another century, apparently) not exactly by design, a few of my ex’s have been slipping in and out of my periphery of late—some more dramatically than others. given that the weird […]
chuck klosterman is either a monkeybutt or a genius
“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It’s easy. The first girl I ever loved was someone I knew in sixth grade. Her name was Missy; we talked about horses. The last girl I love will be someone I haven’t even met yet, probably. They all count. […]
are you dumber than a blanket?
i can’t stop watching this. you should know, however, that the “wtf blanket” is not suitable for work. unless everyone you work with is cool with super herpes.
okkervil river, ok!
for all of you who love the okkervil river – or, more accurately, love those who love okkervil river – this special youtube channel is a lovely way to bide your time while surfing through the inter-tubes. those crazy guys (the ones actually in okkervil river) decided to ask a bunch of other crazy guys […]
give and take (but mostly give)
give + take is a book about a modern day robin hood type. and conchord free press gave the book away (i.e., free) to anyone who requested a copy – with the stipulation that you [a] make a donation to the charity of your choice, [b] pass the book along to someone else when you’re […]